DOO DROPS
Doo
Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications,
all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of
explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a
handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications.
All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.
SI-14 Doo Drops - Price: $7.50
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BLOOD CAPSULES
There are hundreds of potential uses for these movie-quality blood capsules. The simple fact is that nobody wants contact with blood today. Simply pop a capsule in your mouth and begin the appropriate scenario. 3 capsules per vial.
SI-2 Blood Capsules - Price: $7.50
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THE BLOB
The BLOB is similar to Liquid Nightmare, except that it works on petroleum-based liquids, such as gasoline or oil. Warning: Keep this stuff away from your gas tank or engine oil unless you plan on walking.
SI-13 The BLOB - Price: $7.50
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EVACUATOR
The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark which is ground into a fine powder. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause total uncontrollable "evacuation." Via the natural route. Stand CLEAR! Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
SI-11 Evacuator - Price: $7.50
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VOMIT FLUID
Just empty this nasty little vial into a drink. First, the unfortunate drinker begins to feel queasy. Then comes the projection vomiting. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
SI-1 Vomit Fluid - Price: $7.50
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HELLFIRE & BRIMSTONE
Don't get this vial of concentrated discomfort on you! It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once. The only good news about it is that it eventually stops. For external use only. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
SI-6 Hellfire & Brimstone - Price: $7.50
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GREEN GAS
Empty this little vial into a hot drink or hot food, wait about 10 minutes, and stand back! The natural herb in this elixir will cause major "natural gas" explosions every few seconds. No matter how hard your mark tries to hold back, there's no stopping these embarrassing eruptions. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
SI-5 Green Gas - Price: $7.50
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LIQUID NIGHTMARE
When the amazing Liquid Nightmare meets up with liquid, it takes on a life of its own! It quickly begins to convert the liquid into a mass of sticky blob-like gel material. The potential uses are limited only by your imagination and deviancy, but keep the cap on tight, because these nasty little crystals can lead to everything from very sticky plumbing situations to distressed goldfish owners. Works on water-based liquids.
SI-12 Liquid Nightmare - Price: $7.50
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LIQUID KEY-SCRATCH
This stuff has an insatiable appetite for automobile paint. It eats everything it touches, right down to the bare metal. Once it hits bottom, it then starts spreading and devouring even more paint. Comes complete with mini-syringe applicator. Use only with extreme discretion.
SI-7 Liquid Key-Scratch - Price: $7.50
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LOCK-OUT DROPS
Just remove the micro syringe applicator from the bottle, select your target lock, and then inject the bottle's contents into the lock. One injection is all it takes to permanently render the lock inoperable. From car locks to house locks to padlocks, they're finished. Deploy only with extreme discretion.
SI-8 Lock-Out Drops - Price: $7.50
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LIQUID ROADKILL
Before you use this incredibly foul
putrefier, take a moment to reflect on all the roadkill left out in the scorching sun. With this nice little vial, you now have the ability to creatively re-create this special odor at a time and place of your choosing.
SI-15 Liquid Roadkill - Price: $7.50
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SNEEZING POWDER
You can get satisfaction without messy face-to face confrontations by deploying this sneezing powder. Dust you mark's office, car, or Kleenex with powder. As soon as he starts moving around, the powder goes airborne and the effects begin.
SI-4 Sneezing Powder - Price: $7.50
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NASTY YELLOW TEETH
Just pour this into a drink container (soda, coffee, etc.). Once your target finishes his drink, his mouth, teeth and tongue will have turned a most vomit-retching puke-yellow color! And he won't even know it, at least until he sees the horrified looks on other's faces as they try to keep from tossing their own cookies. "A drink before your speech, Mayor?"
SI-10 Nasty Yellow Teeth - Price: $7.50
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UN-NATURAL GAS
This quiet little can fits in the palm of your hand. Just move in within a foot behind your mark and give his clothing a 3-second burst. After a couple minute's delay, this clinging spray will reach its full potency. No matter how hard he tries to fan the smell away, everyone around him will think something crawled up inside him and died. Not shippable by Air. Commercial manufacture.
SI-9 Un-Natural Gas - Price: $7.50
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STINK BOMB
These stink bombs are the ultimate "passive-aggressive" device. Someone illegally parked in a handicap zone? Rude behavior or bad service at a place of business? Leave an appropriate gift that keeps on giving for days.
SI-3 Stink Bomb - Price: $7.50
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PURPLE RAIN
Purple Rain starts out as an
innocen-looking green powder, but when it comes in contact with any moisture, watch out!This stuff keeps coming out with a seemingly endless supply of dark purple stain. Imagine
a sprinkle of it in a strategic spot in the bathroom,the doormat where people wipe their wet shoes, the swimming pool area, the drinking fountain,
etc.Caution: this will stain most anything. Use only with extreme caution and
descretion!
SI-21 Purple Rain - Price: $7.50
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PANIC POWDER
This innocent-looking dust is actually a powdered OC (the same OC that's
used in "pepper sprays"). Just imagine the surprise when this
dust gets airborne, or stuck to one's fingers after a light dusting on,
for example, a keyboard. Use with extreme discretion, as this is very potent.
Packaged in squeeze-bottle applicator for ease of deployment.
SI-17 Panic Power - Price: $7.50
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PUMP-A-DUMP
This pump aerosol unit emits a mist so foul and disgusting that it can nearly knock you over.
It utilizes a proprietary military-grade putricant that produces an incredibly vile stench of
human waste material. Despite its revolting potency, it is non-toxic and will disappear on its
own within a day or so. For best effect deploy in low ventilated interior areas. 1 fl. oz.
SI-18 Pump-a-Dump - Price: $8.50
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